Songs o' Praise was on the telly. I've always liked that show, even though yer man Aled Jones is a pain in the arse. He's far too sweet to be wholesome, he is.
They were lashing into Guide me, O thou great redeemer, and I was thinking that He wasn't doing much to guide me that time I fell off my bike into the canal! But I'd be willing to forgive and forget if He'd guide me to picking a few winners at Cheltenham.
"Eh, Betty, will ya change tha' over to RTE?"
This request came from a fella in a pork-pie hat, drinkin' a pint of Harp - the fella not the hat - sitting over by the wall. I turned on me stool to get a good look at him. I'd seen him in Magowan's before, but I didn't really know him.
"Excuse me," I said. "I'm watchin' tha'!"
"Oh I'm sorry," says he. "I didn't know tha' ya were a Protestant!"
"Listen pal," I said. "Jus' because I'm a drunk doesn't mean I'm a Catholic!"
That shut him up.
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